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Squirtapenia.org is evolving into a bold, satirical platform that combines humor, activism, and merchandise to raise awareness about the fictional condition Squirtapenia™.

Dr. Michael “Budsy” Davis is a retired dental surgeon turned cannabis humorist, AI visionary, and founder of the American College of Medical Marijuana Obstetricians & Gynecologists. With a background in medicine, marketing, and myth-making, Dr. Budsy created Squirtapenia.org to bring satire, science, and sensuality into one unfiltered public health campaign.

Squirtapenia™, a fictional diagnosis with real implications, highlights the intersection of pleasure inequality, partner incompetence, and emotional disconnection in modern relationships. Through provocative merchandise, educational content, and unapologetic humor, Squirtapenia.org invites people to laugh, learn, and liberate their inner gynecologist.

Whether you’re here for the shirts, the science, or the spiritual diagnosis — welcome to the movement.